Woody Allen Quotes

Ik ben een echte Woody Allen fan. Hij is zo heerlijk cynisch. Onlangs ontdekte ik websites met allerlei boeiende quotes, waaronder die van Allen. Om er een paar te noemen:

94.5% of all statistics are made up

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am two with nature.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Take the money and run.