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ChiefFunk
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A girl says to her boyfriend:
One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies:
Thanks for the warning.
Man to wife on wedding night:
Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
Because people started licking the wrong side.
A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor.
